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Next time you get, 'Liverpool have won the league more times than anybody else', remind them Rangers 55 times or celtic 54.

Sir Alex Ferguson built 3 different Manchester United teams... Pep couldn't build a lego house.

When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

God is wondering what miracle he could do to make people believe in him again, the wine into water was good, so was walking on water. Raise another Lazurus? yeah they were all good, but they were old hat. Then he saw Man Utd were 4-3 down at home with a minute or so to go...

I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.

Rashford would cost a club is still unclear but United should be able to get a fair fee as the 27-year-old is under contract at the club until June 2028. Any potential funds raised from a sale would got to the staffs xmas party

Just bought a new 65" HD all singing all dancing TV. Can't believe how realistic the picture is. in fact it's that realistic when Manchester United play Thursday night I'll probably be able to smell shit.

"You'll never walk alone" sang the six guys who carried Jota's coffin into the church. Too soon ???

Hundreds of thousands of Scouse LFC fans expected in Liverpool City Centre for the victory parade. Well Mr Putin, here's your chance to get most of Western Europe back on your side.