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When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

"You'll never walk alone" sang the six guys who carried Jota's coffin into the church. Too soon ???

Liverpool 0 man utd 1 Any body know what time liverpool get there penalty

I'm currently watching the football via Star Sports, sponsored by Tata. They specialise in steel, which coincidentally is also how I'm receiving the stream.

Lucy Bronze played the whole Euro's with a fractured tibia. That is amazing and reminds me of that time I went to work with man flu !

My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.

I've been saying for years that Diogo Jotas acceleration was devastating. Now I'm finally proved right.

Was Darwin nunez driving?

Sports News- Tottenham to unveil Frank as new manager by tomorrow. What chairman Daniel Levy has failed to mention. is that his surname is Spencer.

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