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When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

"You'll never walk alone" sang the six guys who carried Jota's coffin into the church. Too soon ???

Hundreds of thousands of Scouse LFC fans expected in Liverpool City Centre for the victory parade. Well Mr Putin, here's your chance to get most of Western Europe back on your side.

Spurs becoming European Champions is like someone with Down Syndrome becoming Prime Minister .

Liverpool 0 man utd 1 Any body know what time liverpool get there penalty

I'm currently watching the football via Star Sports, sponsored by Tata. They specialise in steel, which coincidentally is also how I'm receiving the stream.

Lucy Bronze played the whole Euro's with a fractured tibia. That is amazing and reminds me of that time I went to work with man flu !

My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.

I've been saying for years that Diogo Jotas acceleration was devastating. Now I'm finally proved right.