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"Your Nan sucks cock!" Classic insult, not so funny when she's whispering it in your ear though.

I'm fed up with all the shit about people from Norfolk not caring who they shag. I'm from Norfolk and I've only ever had sex with one woman. My mother and my sister.

I just came across an old photo of my wife's mum. She hasn't spoken to me since

When i was in school, everyone I knew laughed at me because my mother went with me to the senior dance. I had the last laugh though, I was the only guy who even got a shag that night.

Had a night of really hot sex earlier. Wish my gran would turn the fucking electric blanket off.

Police have dusted the gun used in the shooting of a 15 year old boy in Norfolk And found six fingerprints

Deciding whether to come out of the closet or not was the toughest choice I've ever had to make. I was busting for a piss but my daughter hadn't finished masturbating.

I was the envy of my friends bragging about fucking the teacher and fingering the best looking girl in the class. It was one of the benefits of being home schooled in Norfolk,

As I lay in bed after sex I said, "Am I a terrible husband? A terrible father?" "Both, " replied my daughter.

We were waiting to pick the kids up at the school and I said to the bloke next to me, "Look at the arse and the size of those tits on that little blonde fucker there, I'll rattle the arse off her as soon as she reaches sixteen. " "Do you mind? " he replied, "that's someone's daughter you know. " "Yes, I do know, " I answered, "mine. "