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I want to be a good Catholic and leave my little kids unattended and get pissed and get celebrated for that

Certain crimes deserve the same level of punishment, according to my wife: Rape Murder Drinking some of her orange juice from the fridge

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Helen Keller? Helen Keller grew up to lose her virginity.

I just loved the British version of Home Alone 2. Jamie Bulger is a far better actor than MacAuley Culkin!

There's a Pole works down the chip shop swears she's Maddie...

Wow, 9 years worth of posts just gone like nothing, all for this shit. The thread it was hanging on to had been cut. Goodbye Sickipedia.

Elizabeth Fritzl is penning a novel based on her own experiences, but this time, the protagonist is held hostage for 20 years in a basement by the world's best tennis player It's called, "Escape From Alcaraz"

I met Elizabeth Fritzl at a 1960s counter-culture music convention a few years ago and when I spoke to her all she did was start crying I only asked her if she liked Strange Days by The Doors

Gone for 18 years , and only 4 days to find Madeleine McCann ? Next year it'll be down to only three days for Tony Robinson's Time Team.

"New searches to be launched in disappearance of Madeleine McCann." This year it's Borneo, Vladivostok and Rockall.