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How do you kill a Briton? Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.

Apparently, ‘Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus’ means ‘Happy St David’s Day’ in Wales. Who knew the Welsh were dyslexic?

Whenever I take a British woman home I am always the perfect gentleman. I even place a glass of water by the side of the bed for her Dentures.

A British Dentist has won "International Dentist of the Year" All he got was a little plaque.

What would the world lose, if someone had dropped a bomb on Birmingham palace and kill the royal family? A bomb.

Whoa! A new upcoming game show! They pick up a bunch of random people off the streets of London - then they make them stand still with their mouths shut, while the contestants have to guess who is british and who is not. Teeth or no teeth, this year on channel 4.

What weighs 45 stone and has more teeth, guns and brain cells that all Britons? 3 Americans

How can you tell that Ken Dodd was a Briton? Have you seen his teeth?

The whole world drinks tea without milk. Britons though not only drink tea with milk they also adore and worship Simon Cowell.

What is the big difference between England, United Kingdom and Great Britain? no seriously, whats the difference? .. fucking decide what you want to be called idiots