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California Aid concert to be held. The following acts are confirmed Firestarter - Prodigy This Girl is on Fire - Alicia Keys Disco Inferno - Tina Turner Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie Greatest Hits - Ash Smoke on the water - Deep Purple Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash Burning down the house - Talking Heads We didn't start the Fire- Billy Joel

Say what you want about the explosion at a Tennessee factory that killed 19 people. At least they're hiring.

Man dies after a fall at the oasis concert Did he fall from the Wonderwall ?

I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Nod to Ozzy Osbourne.

"Burger King ordered to face lawsuit for allegedly lying about its Whopper" My sister broke off her engagement for the same reason.

A nuclear war between India and Pakistan will leave both countries a devastated, putrified, fly ridden waste land. Personally I can't see them improving to that extent but you never know.

"LA fires could take off again" Typical Hollywood - there's always a sequel, but not sure it will be as good as the original

Dumped by his relatives for the Christmas Day feast, The Duke of York tried to order a Chinese takeaway, unfortunately that was also blocked !

"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.

Prince Harry meets his father...followed by a visit to King Charles. For details of their private talks, read Spare part 2, as edited by Meghan