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My favourite pickup line is, "I have a knife and a penis." Their reaction decides which I'll stick in them.
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During a Trump protest, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points....
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I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....
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I have only one word for women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and a high sex drive Hello!
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A new study this week found that women prefer bigger penises. Well I say, "too bad."
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The evolution of women's grooming: 1980s: Full bush 1990s: Trimmed busy 2020s: Brazilian wax 2010s: Completely bald 2020s: She's got a cock.
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My hobby is Pornothology I love watching birds
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What's the difference between Katie Price and the kid out of Deliverance ? The Deliverance kid only plucked one banjo
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Premature ejaculator seeks a young attractive woman for a fling Must have large tits, big lips and a tight arse, and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!
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What do you call pretty girls inthe UK? Tourists...
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