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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester last night.... He ordered a taxi to get to the gig but ended up in Chichester....

Natalie Portman moaning about being sexually terrorised at the age of 13. In my opinion, she was past her best by then.

And the world fastest burial record goes to.... Weaverdog!!

Last night a gunman burst into the Celebrity Big Brother house and killed everyone. Victims are yet to be identified.

A previously unknown self-portrait by Van Gough has been discovered hidden on the back of another painting at the National Galleries of Scotland. The senior conservator contacted La Musee d'Orsay in Paris and asked if they would like to come and view it. The French curator replied, "It is ok, we already 'ave one ear"

KIMJONGTRUMP is white Dee off Benefits Street

Elvis once again climbed out of his swimming pool for the 10th time that day, when his wife walked in and said "What the hell are you doing?" Elvis replied "I can't help falling in love."

So, the blond youth from Steps was known as "H" because he is hyperactive. That would explain why the dark haired youth is known as "C" and Claire Richards as "XXXL"

Wonder what the odds were on William G Stewart dying this year

The only problem with American tv shows supergirl and quantico there are that many add breaks it puts me off my stroke.