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What's happened? I've been in Ethiopia the last 6 months feeding the wee niggers dogfood sandwiches and I've just logged in. Fuckin hell what is going on guys? This site has more new people than the benefits office in Bradford!

Mo Farah is accused of attacking a woman at Haile Gebrselassie's hotel gym and training centre in ethiopia . She claims that he kicked and punched her and her husband after she stole his quorn sandwich. She says she ran for miles, but she couldn't shake him off. Sir Mo as he calls himself caught up with her on the final straight, after making it 10,000 metres from the hotel only to be furious that he was overtaken by Haile Gebrselassie, mind you those Collie dogs have some fucking stamina.

Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? Because it's having a mid life crisis.

What gets lighter the more you use it? (no, not a lighter) An Ethiopian fuck baby

Why aren't there many pharmacy's in Ethiopia...... Because you shouldn't take antibiotics and pain relief on a empty stomach

My wife and I just adopted an little Ethiopian boy. My wife said, "I want him to feel at home." So I locked him in a room with 200 flies.

A definition of irony -- a family Ethiopian's living in Nuneaton.

How do you swat 50 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

New fast food chain opens franchise restaurants in Ethiopia. Nothingburger.

Mawoola has to walk 2 hours every morning just to get to school. With your 15 euro a month donation we can build her a hut closer to her school where she will learn her lessons far more effectively in how to be gender fluid and gender non binary...