Sickipedia

I was watching football on the telly and my missus flashed her eyes at me seductively, "Would you like me to go down on you?" she said. "Fuck off, " I answered, "who do you think you are? Sickipedia?"

S.L.M. SICKIPEDIANS LIVES MATTER.

All you cunts that slaughtered me yesterday for suggesting that the votes might be slightly embellished (look it up thickos) ((I don’t help myself, I’ll admit)) look at today’s scores. Those who didn’t vote down my posts for no real reason apart from you think I’m a cunt, you guys are alright.

Looking at my browsing history, my wife asked "what's this 'Sickipedia' site about?" "Well," I replied, "imagine Bernard Manning owned Reuters."

Sickipedia you are cunts. All fucking day I've been trying to find out if Phil had croaked. More fucking downs than a special school.

I thought one of you cunts had said something bad about Megan.

Tiger tiger burning bright Who set Chester zoo alight?

I can honestly say that I don’t think George deserved to die over $20 but when I thought the cunt had caused Sickipedia to be taken down ...

I was so annoyed that my joke got downvoted that I had to take a deep breath and count to 10 -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3...

Today I met the perpetual downvoter in real life. The spotty bastard was quite shirty and didn't even ask me if I wanted fries with my order, and he missed the ketchup sachets out of the bag.