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New Zealanders have an Ardern for their Prime Minister.

My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?" Credit A Lee

With all the bush fires in Australia, I find it strange that nobody's mentioned the indigenous people. I saw a video of some girls skipping through the flames with kangaroos and Malcom McLaren's Double Dutch instantly sprang to mind: 🎶 Hey Abo, Abo, Abonettes. 🎶

There apparently are cases of Corona virus from China in Australia. I thought Australians preferred Foster's over Coronas?

Just seen a claim that there are more than 60,000 illegal immigrants in Australia. Aboriginal estimates, however, put the figure at nearly 24 million of the bastards.

I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "Where's the ladies mate?" He said, "Just around the corner, on your left." 30 seconds later I went back and said, "They must've gone mate, there's only the dunnies around there."

Have you seen the latest aboriginal porno? It's called 'Debbie does fuck all'.

You little beauty Had a bit a brekkie this arvo and voted down you mongrels jokes

I've started a Facebook page for anyone interested in mutual fart lighting. There's also an advice web-site at www.KIMJONGTRUMP_is_a_cunt.com

The Queen's having to take a paycut over the next four years. She's also thinking about how the Royal family can cut costs by getting rid of stuff that they don't use anymore ... like Australia.