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New Zealanders have an Ardern for their Prime Minister.

My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?" Credit A Lee

There apparently are cases of Corona virus from China in Australia. I thought Australians preferred Foster's over Coronas?

With all the bush fires in Australia, I find it strange that nobody's mentioned the indigenous people. I saw a video of some girls skipping through the flames with kangaroos and Malcom McLaren's Double Dutch instantly sprang to mind: 🎶 Hey Abo, Abo, Abonettes. 🎶

You little beauty Had a bit a brekkie this arvo and voted down you mongrels jokes

I've started a Facebook page for anyone interested in mutual fart lighting. There's also an advice web-site at www.KIMJONGTRUMP_is_a_cunt.com

The Queen's having to take a paycut over the next four years. She's also thinking about how the Royal family can cut costs by getting rid of stuff that they don't use anymore ... like Australia.

Just seen a claim that there are more than 60,000 illegal immigrants in Australia. Aboriginal estimates, however, put the figure at nearly 24 million of the bastards.

Aboriginal days of significance: 13/2 anniversary of the apology. 15/3 national close the gap day. 26/5 National sorry day. 27/5 anniversary of the referendum. 27/5-3/6 reconciliation week. 3/6 Mabo day. 1/7 coming to light. 8/7-15/7 NAIDOC week. 4/8 National aboriginal & torres straight Islander children’s day. 9/8 international day of the worlds indigenous people. 5/9 indigenous literacy day. 13/9 anniversary of the UN declaration on the rights of indigenous people. Yet people want the one day 26/1 Australia Day to be changed to be more inclusive. Isn’t Australia Day about exactly that: all Australians? Leave Australia Day alone you selfish stinky petrol sniffing cunts.

Bison What Australians wash their hands in.