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I gave a detailed explanation to my girlfriend why I wanted to cum on her face. But it went over her head.

The Premature Ejaculation dinner party has limited amounts of food this year... It’s first come, first served.

My epileptic girlfriend just had a seizure during sex....it was the best shag ever.....from now on we will only shag under strobe lights!

As I felt the cool, white liquid hit me at the outdoor seaside aquatics centre, I didn't know if it was a seagull or Tom Daley farting on my head

If cumming inside someone is called a Cream Pie Does that mean when gays do it it's a Mince Pie?

What's Prince Andrew's favourite song? Thank Heaven For Little Girls

My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife’s face.

Why are men so bad at sex and driving? Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.

After having sex with Jennifer Aniston yesterday, I can tell you 3 things. 1) She is very tight and I had to struggle to get it in 2) She will gladly take it all over her face and not say a word 3) The staff at the wax museum have no sense of humour.

Sex over 40 can be exciting. You never know whether it's an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp.