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Rachel Riley would have us believe she's some kind of maths genius but she has the answers to the numbers game written on her arm. It's an old trick her Grandad taught her.

I think a Jew has moved in next door. There's tea bags on the washing line.

Try it

Ever since the war in Gaza I've been appalled to see the amount of antisemitism jokes on the site, anne frankly I think you should all be ashamed.

You know to me, a lefty and a former paid up member of the labour party , no-one saddens me more than jeremy corbyn. The trotts have sneaked in through the back door , thanks to ed milliband's idiotic plan to let hard core militants and young dreamers elect the party leader. And now the anti-semitism row, bringing disgrace and shame to the party who's values I used to hold dear . Jeremy should apologise to parliament, stand there and say sorry to all the mp's and resign in the chamber, the gas chamber .

What's the difference between a Jew and an element? An element can get out of its gas state.

This Jewish bloke is at the fair when he saw a roller coaster. He goes to get on and the traveller stops him and says "sorry I don't let Jews on coz you scream too much. It annoys too many people". The Jew says "oh go on please we wont scream honest". The traveller says "I'll tell you what, if you can go on that roller coaster without screaming then I won't charge you but if you do then it's double, agreed?" The Jew agrees and they strap him in and off he goes. Up and down, round and round this bloke is gritting his teeth but doesn't make a sound. He gets let off the ride and the traveller says "fair dues to you mate, no charge. But I have to ask, wasn't there any parts of the ride that made you really want to scream?" The Jew said "there was one part" The traveller said "which bit, was it the big drop?" He said "No, when my boy fell out"

To any moderators. To prevent any complaints from those of a Jewish nature about any subject what so ever, Make it a subscription only site.

Cunt.

Grifting cunt