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There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

Birmingham bin-strike latest: "I can't cope with all this brown vermin", said one of the rats

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

Praise has been given to the management of the massive power outage in Spain and Portugal with well made plans put into operation to ensure the swift connection to power supply for the millions affected. Can you imagine this happening in the UK? The governments first response would be, "How can we tax them for this?"

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It seems the judges of Americas supreme court were undecided on their verdict of the gender issue until a transgender woman started shouting abuse at them. Fortunately security were on hand to give her a good kick in the bollocks. That seemed to sway the verdict.

Daeshing through the crowds In a one horse open truck Maiming as you go Giving not a fuck Lots of ugly scenes At the new year sales Down in New Orleans Everybody wails Oh, Islamists, Islamists Give us all a break Stick to fucking nine year olds And goats for goodness sake Oh, Islamists, Islamists Go back whence you came Don't blame us that you're fucked up Mohammed is to blame

Things your likely to hear at a Coldplay gig... "FUUUUUUUCK...quick, get your hands off my tits..."

Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...

The Government has announced it's purchasing 12 nuclear ordinance carrying F35 A jets. These will be operational as soon as the RAF can find a dozen black lesbians to pilot them.