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Just come back from the doctors. I've covered myself in fake tan and a false mole and I can't stop telling cheesy jokes. He says I've got Bob Monkhausen syndrome.
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I got seen by my doctor yesterday. He said that if he catches me peering through his windows again, he'd call the police. And to call the surgery if I want an appointment.
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Doctor - We will need to conduct dialysis 3 times a week Patient - You're taking the piss Doctor- Yes, that's exactly what we're doing
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I've just been diagnosed with a very rare tropical disease. Frostbite
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Jessie J's got cancer, Morten Harket's got Parkinson's, Robbie Williams is mentally retarded...
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"What's the verdict, Doc?" "It's an enlarged prostate." "What makes you so sure?" "Your pants are pulled down and it's still in them."
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