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There's a hurricane hitting where I live right now which reminds me of that old joke: Why is a woman like a hurricane? They're not. I get a day off work when a hurricane comes.

My sister is getting married and she needs 'Something old, Something new, Something borrowed and Something blue' So I lent her my copy of Interracial Milf Orgy 9

A 39 year old woman in Colorado has been killed in a bear attack. Let's paws and reflect on this grizzly tragedy, and prey that her family can bear the grief.

My wife just called me. She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous." I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."

It's good to know that in the event of another D-Day , America may have withdrawn from Nato , but they can always send over their disgruntled employees and loony school kids to help.

Look on the bright side, the fish won't go Hungary for a while. "What you fancy for dinner?" "Dunno. Korean?"

Boeing..... consider changing the name of the 737 Max8, to the 50/50

why can't you play cards in the jungle ? to many cheetah's just another repeat of a fucking old joke

Ossie Ardiles has joined the tributes to Chas Hodges who died at the weekend. Speaking from his Buenos Aires pile Ardiles said "Chas always made me feel welcome at Tottingham. He would always say to me Remember The Falklands, Hope and anchor which I took as a warm tribute to my cousin who perished on The General Belgrano.

At a recent U2 concert, Bono lost his voice and 47 African children died