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Tragedy today in the Olympic pool when Irelands top armless and legless swimmer got cramp in his ears and drowned

The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team , after realising shooting and sailing were two separate events

Look guys He's top of the charts It's Cliff Richard With Mistletoe and farts

When I used to fuck the wife she called me Usain Bolt. It wasn't a term of endearment, it was because I always came first in under 10 seconds.

I'd find the Olympics a lot more interesting if, in every event, they fielded one randomly-selected member of the public for comparison purposes.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come fourth to save walking up to the Podium.

It really was difficult to watch young Sky Brown lose in the skateboarding finals, I was wanking so hard that my glasses fell off.

Just watched the highlights of 16 year old Team GB gymnasts Jessica and Jennifer Gadirova performing at the Olympics. It's amazing the things you discover when searching for "flexible teenage twins" on the internet.

the Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

Sky News: China warns UK, USA and Australia will pay the price for diplomatic boycott of winter Olympics. Oh no. Does this mean the end of all their cheap shit that doesn't work on eBay?