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Trolls: What is your endgame? To chase away all the funny dudes who for years have uploaded some fuckin brilliant jokes? Then what are you left with? A message board of people offering to light farts? You are so incredibly dull and boring. Dull and boring. Not clever, not funny, just dull and boring.

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

[Oscar Pistorius is eating at a Sushi bar when he is approached by Gaff, a court enforcer, speaking in native African. Oscar gestures to the Sushi Master for translation] Sushi Master : He say you under arrest, Mister Pistorius. Oscar: Got the wrong guy pal. Gaff : Lófaszt! Nehogy már! Te vagy a Blade, Blade Runner.. Sushi Master : He say you brade runna! Oscar : Tell him I'm eating. Gaff : Reeva Steenkamp! toka. Meni-o mae-yo. Oscar: Reeva huh *smirks*

Actress Rebel Wilson has been ordered to repay $4.1 million she received from Bauer Media in a defamation payout. The owner of her local cheesecake and gateaux emporium is said to be devastated.

Have you played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the bathroom you take four shots.

Oscar, that was Reeva in the bathroom. Come on, you're pulling my leg!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Whatever you do, don't surprise Oscar Pistorius

Apparently Oscar Pistorius is wanting to get a new bathroom door but Reevas dead against it.

David Attenborough must have the largest collection of animal porn in the world Not that I'm jealous

From today's Guardian: President Biden today declares "No American left behind!" Has this guy lost the plot, or is there an advantage of only having one bum cheek that im not aware of?