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According to my wife, I helped cure her Nymphomania... Bitch.
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I'm not saying I've had a hard day, but I feel as knackered as Carol Vorderman's bedsprings..
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My new girlfriend's been around a bit. I offered her a sandwich and she said "sure, bring him over."
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Son: "Mum...who's my dad?" Bonnie Blue: "Watch this video and take your pick."
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Congratulations to the sperm that impregnated Bonnie Blue. That must've been some fucking race.
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Katie Price was asked what she thought of Bonnie Blue, "I taught her all she knows, " she replied.
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My girlfriend told me she'd slept with seven people before we met. I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
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Headline: Kate entertains dozens of sailors at Windsor Castle. What is it about the title 'Princess of Wales' that immediately makes the recipient an insatiable slapper?
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In my final year at school I became known as Detention, as most of the boys had been in me.
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My son was setting off to the clinic to become a sperm donor, "Hang on a moment, " I said, "you may as well take your sister with you as well. "
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