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Peter Mandleson has been sacked as US Ambassador and is to be replaced by someone more estimable and more representative of Kier Starmer's values. Michael Barrymore

The first porn movie filmed by a drone has been released. The film is expected to be a big surprise to the people who star in it...

I developed a formula to stop premature ejaculation but before I got round to patenting it, my computer crashed. Ah well, easy come, easy go.

Bonnie Blue Waffle

I went in superdrug earlier and asked if they got any lube. The lady said "no, but have you tried boots." I said "boots?? I want to slip in not fucking march in!"

Don't do what I did and use moisturiser for lube. My engine seized.

My wife asked 'Do you ever think of any celebrities when we're having sex'?. I said 'Yeah, Bradley Walsh. Any chance of some pushbacks'?.

BBC school Drama Waterloo Road had a 24 year old man play a schoolgirl who's worried that dying dementia stricken Gran may be a 'Transphobe'. We've come a long way from Frankie Abbott setting off the fire alarm.

Miriam Margoyles has recently revealed that she too had nude photos of herself but chose to have them destroyed. So now we’ll just have to keep using our imagination...

I wouldn't say my wife has a hairy fanny, but she shaved it before weight watchers last week and hit her target.