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I'm not saying my dad is an Islamophobe but he told me that he wants to build a school inside a mosque. In America.

Before the famous singer/celebrity, e.g Sam Smith... announces; they are 'non-binary' or 'gender fluid'... I have usually already outed them in my mind as 'bland, boring cunt '+'

I think my Siki account was hacked last night by Rebecca Vardy. See you in court potty mouth!

Might not get deleted as a dupe because it's contemporary and true. I was just feeling nostalgic about my hero Pete Burns so I Googled "Dead Or Alive" The first hit is for an on-line Casino offering 50 free spins. Try it.

It's warm today but I didn't realise it was that warm, one of those wax dummies has a melted face. Oh nevermind, it's just Katie Piper!

Is Gabrielle's eye better?

I had a friend who once was on Jim’ll fix it, he got to milk a cow blindfolded

Teletubbies say, "Eh-Oh". Tinky-Winky says, "Ooh, fuck".

I think my wife has turned into a massive James Bond fan! I popped home from work on my lunch break yesterday and heard her in the bedroom shouting "OH YES...ROGER MOOORREE!!!"

Why doesn't George Michael eat toast? Because he's dead. You could say it was his "Last Christmas"