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In today's Metro: Trump threatens to leave U.S. if he loses election to Joe Biden. *promises

If Donald Trump had really wanted Hillary Clinton locked up, he should have given her a job on his campaign team.

The Trump administration is to bring in a law banning flavoured e-cigarettes. Thank God for that. Imagine if a mentally disturbed pupil went into school waving one of these about.

Who would have thought that two guy's in their 70's could maintain an election for so long?

Day one: Biden puts thousands of bricklayers out of work.

Am I the only one to tune in on inauguration day just to see if the new president gets shot?

These woke remakes are getting ridiculous. I just saw a Democrat election ad and they have only gone a cast a black woman to play Biden.

News: Trump orders Navy to "shoot down" Iranian boats that harass US ships. The next order will be to sink their planes.

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

Poor Melania. This isn't the first time she has been disappointed by a couple of inches.