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Donald Trump dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says, "So, why do you think you should enter the Kingdom Of Heaven?" Donald Trump says, "Well, God and I get on really well... He's a Great Guy...and he said I'm the greatest President ever...Ever. The greatest President in history... and I think we can strike up a great deal, which will benefit America... and Heaven...The greatest deal in history...Ever...

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says it's done and they all cheer in the dark.

I don't like Donald Trump, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. For the people that like Donald Trump, denigrate means, 'to insult"

Following the purchase of Wordle by the New York Times, the owners have announced they will be releasing a new two letter version of the word game so that Trump supporters can play too.

Donald Trump is now saying he’s ready to run a "different kind of presidency" right, He’s prepared to make the big transition from, Trainwreck to Shitshow...

A Rochdale councillor has been caught voting several times for himself in the recent local elections. No prizes for guessing his religion, but I'll bet councillor Bhraad Vhilla, has got an account on sickipedia.

Politics: Trump has gone way down in my estimations over the rumours of his salacious relationship with South London Grime artist and Jeremy Corbyn fan Stormzy Daniels. Eeeuuuuurggghhhh. How could someone want to sleep with a Corbyn fan? Jesus, you just couldn't make this shit up!!!!! (Oboe)

UK Engineers built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, etc, to simulate collisions with airborne birds to test the strength of these windshields. NASA scientists heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new Space Force shuttles. So the British sent a gun to our colonial cousins at NASA. When the gun was fired, the Yanks were shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, smashed the new space shuttle's shatterproof windshield to smithereens, blasted on through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified NASA sent the disastrous results of the experiment back to the Brits, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the UK engineers for suggestions. London duely responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken first."

I stormed the US Capitol building today, And all I got was this bloody t-shirt.