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UK Engineers built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, etc, to simulate collisions with airborne birds to test the strength of these windshields. NASA scientists heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new Space Force shuttles. So the British sent a gun to our colonial cousins at NASA. When the gun was fired, the Yanks were shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, smashed the new space shuttle's shatterproof windshield to smithereens, blasted on through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified NASA sent the disastrous results of the experiment back to the Brits, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the UK engineers for suggestions. London duely responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken first."
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