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Transwomen have been ban from playing football. But maybe they should’ve let them keep playing but only as goal keepers. Would drastically improve having to watch that shite. Watching female goalies is like watching a woman try to parallel park!

My missus easily stopped me drink driving this Christmas. She hung my car keys on her clit.

The Sheep Pig ?

Women are stronger than man. They can be self-sufficient when it comes to being unhappy, whilst men need a woman for that. ~Herman Finkers

Miss Mexico has been crowned Miss Universe 2025. Although an appeal has just been lodged by Miss exo-Planet 436B.

Downvoting has returned to Sickipedia! Wasp will be happy.

Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.

My new busty attractive neighbour popped over earlier & said she wanted to dance drink & have passionate sex & wandered if I was free tonight. I replied definitely & she said brilliant, because my dog needs looking after.

I've been so down lately , completely misunderstood, blamed and just genuinely fed up.. It become so bad I'm genuinely thinking about ending my life .... Shit !! Sorry didn't mean life , I meant wife

Absolutely fucked off with my bird screeching at me all of the time, are relationship is on the rocks.. She can eat her trill, take her swing , cage and fuck off.