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Just watching Police Interceptors on TV. Or "Drive at 140mph, smash into police cars while pissed without insurance with £90,000 worth of cocaine in the boot and all charges were dropped" as I like to call it.
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I dreamt I was driving 100 mph on the Motorway and when I woke up. I was driving 100 mph on the Motorway....
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A recent report finds that pot smokers get into fewer car crashes than drunk people. Then again, it's easier to see what's coming, when you're driving at 11 miles an hour....
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The boy who died in the coach crash in Somerset has been named as Oliver Price. More like Oliver the road.
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He's not British he's scouse. Source Talk sport listener
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Anyone fancy some 10 pin bowling somewhere? I hear Liverpool is good ?
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Steve Coogan avoids driving ban after plea to save TV show for second time. He almost blew it when the traffic cop asked his name and he said 'Bill Car'.
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A truly sad day for football today. Wrexham player James McClean has been involved in a car crash and survived.
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