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You know what winds me up, it's not people that say ectcetera when they mean etcetera, tenderhooks instead of tenterhooks or even asterix instead of asterisk . It's people who say the travelling community when they mean thieving pikey bastards

There was a 'member of the travelling community' in front of me in the queue at HMV yesterday. 'Yeah, I wanna refund for this Jimmy Carr DVD, that joke about my people was disgraceful!' 'Do you have a receipt, Sir?' 'Course not, I nicked the fucker.'

"You Gypsy Boy, vot iz your name?" "Don't tell him, Pikey!"

Quite surprised that the Gypos can't take a joke. They take everything else they can get their hands on.

99% of Travelers give the other 1% a bad name.

In science news today, graphene is no longer the thinnest material known to man. It's been surpassed by the layer of tarmac the fucking pikeys put on my dad's driveway.

UK travellers warned of likely disruption over bank holiday weekend. A police spokesman said, 'We'll be keeping an eye on you thieving pikey cunts.'

A plague of pikey bastards have invaded some common land near me . As I drove past, a woman dropped her jeans and started to curl one off over the roadside grid. I thought fucking charming, I didn't know Paula Radcliffe lived round here .

Some pikey cunt was in my parking spot. So I slashed the wheels on his house.

Alright, but apart from the fairgrounds, underage marriages, housebreaking, benefit scrounging, flytipping, trespassing and putting tarmac on the odd driveway, what have the Romanies ever done for us?