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I asked my German neighbours how they were celebrating Holocaust Day. They said they were baking a Kyke.

As its Holocaust Memorial Day, I will be going to bed early, to watch Schindlers List on Netflix, with a fresh box of Kleenex.

How do you get 1000 Jews in a phonebox? Throw in a pound coin. How do you get them out again? Tell them it's a gas chamber.

Gary Lineker.... About as impartial as Adolf Hitler at an Auschwitz trial....

It's wonderful that we still have living members of that generation that fought the Nazis. Especially since that generation are the living people most like them.

Israel face Kosovo today to try and qualify for the Euros. To be played in.......... Germany.

I don't know why the government don't do to the immigrants what Hitler did with the Jews. We wouldn't be spending billions on them & hardworking people like me would get more unemployment benefit.

I don't speak to my Jewish neighbour anymore. All he ever did was bang on about how bad the German's were. Fucking racist.

Tragic news as the weather finally warms up causing the annual Snowman Holocaust...

I always record Match of the Day recording and fast forward it when Lineker & co chat. I'm a pretend Nazi in disguise.