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What do you call a nazi fish? A dolphin

"You filthy bastard, you can't do that in there" said my wife "Why?" I asked ... "A lot of people pee in the shower" "A lot of people might" she squealed ... "But none of them do it on a fucking tour of Auschwitz"

I asked my German neighbours how they were celebrating Holocaust Day. They said they were baking a Kyke.

They were identified by their religious affiliation. They were given a yellow fabric Star of David to wear. They were given ID papers. They were systematically stripped of their wealth & property. They were confined to ghettoes. They were transported in cattle trucks to concentration camps. They were split into men, women & children. They were separated into slave labourers, shower-fodder and medical experiments. They were given an ID number in the form of a tattoo. They were slowly starved. The last of their property was taken from them. Their gold teeth were wrenched out to be processed into ingots and sent to Switzerland. Their hair was shaven off for cushion filling. Their clothes were taken for rags. They were gassed to death with Zyklon B. They were cremated in Topf & Söhne incinerators. Their ashes were dumped into huge pits. You have to hand it to him, Himmler was a real stickler for Jew process.

The old Jewish man who runs our local Garden Centre has banned me for life. I offered him £5 for the nice evergreen shrub with the berries but he said it was £10. After a long and heated argument, he accused me of being a Holly Cost Denier.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... And neither should Palestinian children either.

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eyelid. Use chemicals to remove the Polish and suddenly you're the bad guy

As its Holocaust Memorial Day, I will be going to bed early, to watch Schindlers List on Netflix, with a fresh box of Kleenex.

I don't speak to my Jewish neighbour anymore. All he ever did was bang on about how bad the German's were. Fucking racist.

Tragic news as the weather finally warms up causing the annual Snowman Holocaust...