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This guy spilled his drink on me so we took it outside for a fight. As we squared off, I shouted, "It's the largest island in the Ionian sea, hosted the 1994 EU summit, and is a popular tourist destination !" "Fuck this," he said as he quietly backed off, "It sounds like this guy knows Cor Fu."

Discovered a great new dating website for meeting Greek women. It's called Cinder.

My nickname for my new Greek girlfriend is David Seaman.... She’s a keeper but she’s got a ‘tache.

Prince Philip went to visit his latest great grandchild this morning, there was a significant delay before Harry succeeded in wresting the Purdey from his grandad, only then was he allowed in.

The EU has now banned the import of oil from Russia after they worked out how to harvest it from the hair of Italians.

Must be a slow news day, all they are talking about is a grease fire.

After becoming Tokyo 2020 long jump champion, Greek Miltiádis Tentóglou was asked about his preparation routine. He said, "I just shaved for six hours."

Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno" I've never finished it for some reason.

Harry Maguire didn't think when trying to bribe the Greek cops. He should've offered free arm, leg, pit, chest and upper lip hair waxing for their wives, forever. He could probably just about afford it.

George Michael's sister, Melanie Panayiotou, was found dead on Christmas Day - the third anniversary of his death. She was a Greek hairdresser. That's like painting the Firth of Forth bridge.