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Apparently saying I didn't want to die a virgin, is not much of a defence after raping my 8 year old niece.

Erwin Schrödinger was an alleged Paedophile. I bet he made up that cat box bullshit to stop someone looking in there and finding a kid.

I have the opposite of that condition Michael Jackson had. I don't mean my skin's turning black, I just like to have sex with adult females.

In the movie Inception, Leonardo Di Caprio had a wife the same age as him, proving the entire thing was a dream.

Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

In Britain we make sure everyone knows who the worst paedophiles are. We have them wear Ermine.

My girlfriend has the best story behind why she's not religious anymore: When she was 12 years old, her parents nailed a 12kg crucifix to the wall right above her bed. And about two weeks later in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall, and leaves a 2-inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

Young girl next door just got a kitten. Her father looked daggers at me when I asked her over the garden fence how her pussy was?

I bet the Royals wish Andrew would go to Australia and attend Giuffre's funeral too if he wants , since it's in the same country.

Pope Francis has died. At least the choir boys can rest easy for a bit.