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I went to school with Ivor Bigun nice kid. always boasting about the size of his knob
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The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.. I said "don't you mean oven ready" She said" no, it's a battery hen.
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My black pal, who I've known for years, and know to be a huge Simon & Garfunkel fan, visited my house yesterday "Hello darkness, my old friend" I said, greeting him at the door
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"Methane" said Chris Eubank, telling me he is sound of mind
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Martin Sheen American Barry Sheen British Mr Sheen polish
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Some cunt said i have a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply. I just gave him a stern look.
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Sad news: my mate got crushed earlier today by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame.
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There was a robbery at the local jam factory last night. The thieves broke in after they realised the door was a jar.
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A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head. To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him
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