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So there I was in Saudi Arabia holding hands with my mate Dave. No idea who they belonged to but we found them by the bins.

I couldn't believe it when we opened the door to find some of the Arabs that live locally had come by to sing us "Muslim Christmas Carols." I asked what they were doing and they said they were making a funny Vlog-reaction video... still though, I wasn't too sure about the songs: Violent Night, Succumb all ye Unfaithful, O' Grooming town of Rotherham, The Little Bomber Boy, While Shepards bummed their flocks, Grandma got run over by a Camel, I Wish it could be Eid-al-Fitr Every Day, and We Wish You were Dead this Christmas.

The coronavirus has struck again, killing 67 Muslims. That's almost an entire household.

The Canadian Prime Minister denied wearing brownface in 2001. It's true 'do.

Saudi Arabia is just the Taliban with better suits.

Nadhim Zahawi is set to become the new Prime Minister. No 11 Downing Street plummets in value.

Chuck Norris flies Emirates and gets served a hog roast & a bacon sandwich

Cutting off arms to Saudi Arabia would be like selling snow to Eskimos.

A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing? The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.” "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy. “Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body,” The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?” "These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches' keep us from burning our feet.” "So tell me then," added the boy. "Yes, my son." "Why are we still wearing all this shit, when we live in Bradford!!

My dyslexic son is getting very excited about free plasticine at the moment.