Sickipedia

A Question of Sport's easiest question ever....... guess what sex and colour the new presenter won't be?

I downloaded a PC game last night. It was extremely boring. All my character could do was sit there quietly and try not to offend black people.

I got a few body piercings on holiday last year. Went to London.

"Land of Hope an glory" and "Rule Britannia!", will not be sung at the Proms this year, Plans to replace them with "Camptown Races" and "Pick a bale of cotton", have been short listed.

Shops in Wales have been given the go ahead to open next week. In preparation for this, shopkeepers have been brushing up on their selective inability to speak English.

Online Job application: ‘Why do you think you’re suitable for this role?’ I’m a hard worker. I have years of experience in this profession and I have been known to help companies I have worked for in the past thrive. I never give up, and willing to stay behind after hours to help others. ‘What is your Gender?’: Male ‘What is your Ethnicity?’: White, British ‘AUTOMATICALLY LOADING NEW PAGE...’ ‘After careful consideration we have decided to decline your aplication. Good luck in your future Job Search.’

After 20 years The Big Breakfast is to be relaunched. Zig and Zag have been replaced by Nig and Nog.

A couple of years ago Naz shah mp for Bradford tweeted "Rotherham sex abuse victims should ‘shut their mouths for the good of diversity". She's still mp for Bradford. Labour didn't sack her or expell her from the party, instead they took her advice and brushed it under the carpet for the good of diversity.

Apparently, ‘Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus’ means ‘Happy St David’s Day’ in Wales. Who knew the Welsh were dyslexic?

I'm not that happy about it, but I have a new job where I greet people and have to say very cheerfully, "Welcome to PC world !" It's at the airport welcoming new immigrants into this country.