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Me join a new gym me thinks the instructor is a racist . When me was using the rowing machine he started whipping me

White privilege my arse.... Sheik of Dubai keeps his daughter locked away for years and Indian special forces board her boat and bring her back when she escapes... Yet when poor Joey Fritzl does it, it's like "oh no he's a wrong un" and gets sent to prison, it's a bloody disgrace.

The irony is the more snowflakes you get the whiter Christmas is.

Note to self. Don't ever go to a fancy dress party dressed as a sheep in wales, again.

I can't believe I got fired from my job at Google today. And all I wanted to do was make a fun daily header celebrating the contributions made to society by white men !

What do you call a Serbian with a filthy carpet? Novak

How do you stop a Chinese guy farting? Cork Asian.

My Danish colleague went mental with me and said, "Don't call me 'cunt' again." "For the last time, my name is 'Cnut' !"

What’s the difference between a graffiti artist and a vandal? Skin tone by the sounds of it.

"The sign only says 'Dancers Wanted, apply within'," said the Race Relations guy. "Exactly who do you feel it discriminates against?" I replied "white male heterosexuals."