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What Will He Do Now ?

Today Prince Andrew was given two options to get away with the scandle of having sex with an underage prostitute. The first one was to give up his titles. The second was to become a Muslim. He decided to give up his Knighthood as well. If you like this joke don't vote it up as that is jokes manipulation apparently. Just come round my house and shake my hand.

Ian Watkins stabbed over unsettled £900 drug debt. Drug dealers were clearly upset over lost profits.

Say what you want about the explosion at a Tennessee factory that killed 19 people. At least they're hiring.

Does anyone know when the Christian Brueckner / Julia Wandell sextape is coming out? If Max Clifford were still alive, I'm sure he'd be putting them together

Charlie Kirk. So good at smoking fuckwits. They had to shoot him. Courtesy of Father Ted with a similar gag.

Rick Hatton stepped in at the right time, to get rid of the Charlie Kirk jokes, now to get rid of the Rick Hatton jokes, Keir Starmer any time come on do us all a favour.

"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.

Prince Harry meets his father...followed by a visit to King Charles. For details of their private talks, read Spare part 2, as edited by Meghan

Yet another AfD candidate has died in Germany in recent weeks, bringing the total to 7. Coincidence? Something dodgy is going on, Hans down.