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Of course I understand farmers. My dad was a pharmacist

I have a great gag about the 25th anniversary of Riverdance but I Flatley refuse to post it here.

My nickname at school was scarface I was fucking brilliant at knitting

Our English teacher came into the classroom and put a snake on his desk. As we all crowded around to see it, he said, "This snake will help you to understand that using correct English is very important." "Is it poisonous?" asked Mary. "No," he replied. Mary reached out to stroke it and was immediately bitten. Within seconds she was spasming and foaming at the mouth. "However, it is venomous," he said.

I'll admit it - I've been behaving like a fucking self-righteous cunt all day. Or 'cycling' as it's more commonly known.

I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts

Originally from Europe, Arnold Schwarzenegger has musical ancestry on his mother's side. His great grandfather is actually Johann Sebastian Bach's brother Albie.

I went to the shop to pick up 8 cans of sprite But when I got home I relised I only picked 7up

My friend has two children: One has learning difficulties and the other has bulimia. As a family they've really been through thick and thin.