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I took my kids to McDonalds and they had a lifesized big purple "The Grimace". It's great to see Diane Abbott landed on her feet.

The libtard radio host I listen to Brian Shapiro moaned that no one likes Kamela in her bid for California governor. I called him up and laughed it's because the leatherfaced bitch has been passed around by so many corrupt dodgy black guys that they call her Spalding.

Seen Diane Abbott on TV last night, she was shaking like a leaf. Maybe it's Parkinson's?. Cool! If that's the case she'll now be known as a Chocolate milkshake!

I don't know what Diane Abbott is complaining about She's been one of the main hosts of This Morning for ages now, and soon she'll be presenting the Great British Bake Off

On a recent visit to Kensington Palace, Prince Harry and Meghan took a stroll through the grounds. Seeing an old, shortsighted gardener had dropped some tools from his wheelbarrow a short distance from where he was trying to dig a hole with a trowel, Harry picked them up and walked over. Excuse me, you might find it easier to use this spade, he said with a smile. That's very kind, Sir, thank you, said the gardener. Turning to Meghan, he said, find yourself a shovel darling and I'll show you where to get digging.

- "Russia has reportedly revealed it's Brittany Greiner plan." An additional giraffe for the Moscow zoo.

So Will Smith's gone all the way from The Fresh Prince to the Oscars, and he's still got to be gettin' niggy wit it.

"Yes Ms Abbott, we know the clocks go back, yes, I'm sure you do this every year, yes, we know it's a nuisance, oh for fucks sake you silly cow, have you got the receipt?"

"Yes Ms Abbott, we know the clocks go back, yes, I'm sure you do this every year, yes, we know it's a nuisance, oh for fucks sake you sill cow, have you got the receipt?"

If I were to propose to a black woman, would she consider me getting down on one knee as a marriage proposal or as a show of support for the #BlackLivesMatter?