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Credit where credit is due. That June Sarpong aint bad looking for a 40 year old nigger woman.

See Meghan Markle’s father has pulled out ... Maybe if he’d pulled out before he jizzed into some nig-nog bitch we’d not have our royal bloodline tainted by Sooty blood. Just sayin’. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

I've raised nearly ten grand within an hour to buy a moped for Dianne Abbott.

The first human head transplants are apparently very close on the horizon. First in the queue is Diane Abbott who is desperate for a new one.

"Yes Ms Abbott, we know the clocks go back, yes, I'm sure you do this every year, yes, we know it's a nuisance, oh for fucks sake you silly cow, have you got the receipt?"

After being shot a few weeks ago, Sasha Johnson now has 5% brain capacity, a vocabulary of ten words and an IQ of 25. "God closes a door and opens a window" said her mother. "She's now a shoe-in for Black Brain of Britain"

A Labour MP has claimed that the party is standing in every constituency. If there are 650 constituencies & Labour is standing 631 candidates, can you work out which MP made this claim?

"My missus is a bit like Dianne Abbott. " "What? shit at maths?" "No, fat and fucking ugly. "

Just been watching that Serena Williams on TV. What a great actor she is, and what a great film 'The Green Mile ' is.

"On behalf of the labour party I would like to congratulate the royal couple on the birth of their new baby which weighed six pounds and seven pence. " Announced Dianne Abbott.