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My Savile-Row tailor is quite the quick-witted comedian, Most of his best material is off the cuff (I'll get me coat. Once it's complete)

So the name Hiroshima is based on the symbols for 2 words; Hiroi = spacious and Shima = island. No idea why they'd call a tightly packed city a "spacious island", but the Americans soon fixed that problem.

Everybody seems to be so concerned with what’s happening in Ukraine at the moment. For fuck‘s sake, just calm down. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

These Russian military exercises are very realistic ..

Had a fight with a bloke at the annual Tea convention last night, it'd been brewing for years.

"My grandad flew 87 missions during world war two. " "You must be so proud of him. " "Not really, the cunt was a kamikaze pilot. "

So , now All the World is holding it's breath , and hoping that Kim Jong-un does not press the wrong button on his desk when calling up his secretary.

How to you stop 100,000 japs from starving to death? Give em one giant mushroom.

yesterday whilst visiting my local recycling centre i noticed a sign that read " skip hire", anyway, after about ten minutes of skipping as high as i could i gave up knackered..

yesterday whilst visiting my local recycling centre i noticed a sign that read " skip hire", anyway, after about ten minutes of skipping as high as i could i gave up knackered..