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I was reported for saying the shortlisted 'artists' for the Turner Prize were clearly chosen for diversity reasons and now I've been charged with Tate crime.

What do you get if you cross Nish Kumar with Rosie Jones? The BT customer helpline.

Kamala Harris first Jamaican-Indian to be elected African-American.

If I had a quid for every time the wife moaned about equal pay, I'd give her 20p.

We've just finished filming our first 'at home' Christmas ad for the BBC. All our 'friends and neighbours' were invited in. Fuck knows how the family of black burglars got in our house though.

They say that an upside down cross is a symbol of the occult, satanism, or even demonic interference. Pretty similar to feminism, I suppose.

Disappointing result for England against Hungary. On the bright side, we destroyed them at kneeling.

I've decided to identify as black. It's just that the bitch I'm having an affair with is pregnant and I don't want anything to do with it

Video was posted of a police officer pulling over a driverless car, then the car driving away after the officer saw that no one was behind the wheel. Even more amazing, he still managed to shoot an unarmed black guy.

Today is International Women's Day and International Men's Day is November 19. That's a long time to wait. For equality, today should be International Men's Day too.