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Police have arrested an Eskimo on suspicion of rape. They want to know what he was doing on the night of September to April.

We threw a surprise house-warming party for our Eskimo mate. He’s now homeless.

The new National Lottery has just been announced for Greenland You've got to be Inuit to win it

I wasn't at all surprised when my ancestry DNA test confirmed I was 5% Eskimo. As soon as I saw the results, I was like, "INUIT"

My wife asked me when I would stop my obsession with the stereophonics. I said maybe tomorrow

I saw a video online of a pure-white Albino moose in Sweden, that the comments said was being "stringently protected" there in this forest reserve. Sadly, it's also surely the only white thing in that whole god-forsaken browning country that's getting protected in it's natural habitat.

I'm pretty sure the reason that Eskimos have so many words for 'snow' is to make I Spy a lot less shit.

My new neighbour introduced himself to me and the first thing he said was, "Hi, I'm LGBTQIQQAAPPK." "Oh, right, that's perfectly fine," I replied, "I don't care at all that you're gay or if you like to take it up the bum from other men or whatever the hell you're into." "What, I'm not gay !" he replied, "I'm Inuit."

I was standing next to an Eskimo having a piss I asked, “What are those marks all down your cock?” He said, “They’re from my wife’s teeth chattering.

I never thought I'd be so sick of Britain looking white.