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Tenish means roughly around ten o’clock in England. In Holland it’s some kind of racket sport.

My daughter had a friend over who also had her kids over, and anyway something was on the telly about Holland and I said something about "I can't believe how upset all the darkies are getting there over 'Black Pete" being the helper to Santa Claus." They both stormed, "Apologise at once for using such an incorrect term !"... and I said, "Oh right, I believe they call him Sinterklaas."

My father used to tell me stories about a serial killer from Stevenage. He always lurked around Silverstone and preferably the corner Copse to take out his target. I still have nightmares about him to this very day. Max Verstappen

I always go Dutch whenever I have to do anything with a black person. Specifically, Apartheid.

I was on a date last night. When the bill came, the lady said we should go Dutch. So I sold her into the sex trade and went and rolled a joint

Sky News "Netherlands says it has uncovered Russian spies targeting its technology" They found Clog blueprints on their lap top

Harry Maguire has been caught up in a new scandal; shipping cocaine in a Ford Transit. A misunderstanding occurred when Van de Beek was introduced.

A Swede sees a person stealing a TV out of someone’s house through the window. Swede: HEY! What are you doing? If you try taking that TV out of the window like that, you’ll hurt your back. Here, let me help you.

Why did immigrants from Holland get blamed for starting the Great Fire of London? Because saying "1666" in a Dutch accent was just so hilarious.

When hiring a prostitute on holiday in Amsterdam..... .....never ask her to sit on your face in her 'shilly' Dutch akshent'