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Cops shoot dead 'allahuakbar'' shouting attacker who beheaded school teacher in Paris. French gov say both died of COVID

Fucking hate people who say "oh my God it's to die for" in that stupid tone about certain foods ... They should try my apple, hemlock and cinnamon strudel.

A blonde woman runs up to a gang of black guys in hoodies and says "Please help me, I'm being followed by a policeman!"

A list of top 3 murder weapons in Britain 1. Guns 2. Knives 3. Pitchfork Nod to Chum.

They say everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame. Well I've not had mine yet but I suspect I'll get it tomorrow when the police dig my garden up.

Terrible news I hear there's a dyke in northern ireland with a hole in it .

Two 16-year-olds have been found guilty of murder, after they stabbed their trans classmate Brianna Ghey to death in a frenzied, unprovoked attack. They should've told the jury they identified as innocent.

I pushed the boat out on my wife's birthday. She should be in the middle of the North Sea by the time the sleeping tablets wear off.

Dear Mr Johnson. Now those are the type of cuts we find acceptable.

Do you like flowers but don't have time to look after your garden? Just pay someone to run down a kid right outside your house!