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The presidential motorcade is pacing the field for the Daytona 500 That's promising, the last guy at Daytona that went that hard right was Dale Earnhardt

President Trump on Twitter: "If Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of Turkey," Unmatched wisdom of Donald Trump? It's true, apparently they couldn't locate a retarded amoeba!

Give a migrant a fish, and he will eat for a day Deport him, and you never have to feed him again. Trump 20:20

Trumpkin. It's orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

I think now COVID-19 can be classed as an STD... Now that it's infected the world's biggest cunt.

Donald Trump and his tariffs help make me a millionaire. Such a pity, I used to be a billionaire.

Admin standby. You may have to move someone from category Celebrities to Celebrity Death.

"The scum Al-Baghdadi died whimpering, crying and screaming," announced a defiant Donald Trump, "yet the cunt still wouldn't dish any dirt on Joe Biden."

COLOMBIA: Put a 75% tariff on cocaine. That'll make Trump think twice.

The FBI interviewed Mike Score of the band A Flock Of Seagulls for intel on the next plot to assassinate Donald Trump. When asked where it may come from he replied "Iran, Iran so far away" Puts on flasher coat again