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I've just received an email from Trump's Attorney General informing me that I have been sanctioned for calling DJT a cunt in a post on here some time ago and I will have to pay an extra 25% on all purchases from Amazon Worldwide. The sanction was imposed because I refused to disclose how I determined he was a cunt. Sorry for the use of the 'c' word.

Definition of irony: The most famous draft dodger on the planet having a military parade for his birthday. ♪Load up, load up, load up, your rubber bullets♪

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to be awarded the Nobbly Bobbly prize instead

Donald Trump has ordered a nuclear strike on Oslo after they refused to award him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Kier Starmer has emerged from the Oval Office following his meeting with President Trump "It was very positive" , he mumbled as he limped past with a wooden spoon in his mouth

In banning the 'worst mayor in the world' from his state visit banquet Trump has risked igniting the Wrath of Khan!

How does Trump nod off at night ? He signs himself to sleep.

Trump says he wants the Gaza strip Personally, I've always liked the Euro 96 one

I was watching that Batman film The Dark Knight last night. Great movie, but a bit far-fetched. There's no way people in real life would support some obvious lunatic with a bizarre hairstyle and makeup, who just aims to bring out the very worst in everyone and pit them against one another...

Elon Musk gives Nazi salute "It was toe-curlingly embarrassing for us all", said several Nazis