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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Flying pig?? The letter F.

I was going to attend one of the 'anti-Trump' rallies earlier... But then I remembered I have a job.

Sadiq Khan is pleased that Donald Trump will not visit London because he dislikes Trump's views. That's a bit rich coming from the creepy lizard who banned bikini adverts on the London Underground. The little camel jockey had implemented sharia law through the back door!

There once was a mayor called Sadiq He was a paki so didn’t half reek He ruined old London now riddled with crime I’d love to bury the cunt under some lime

Obama bombs the shit out of underdeveloped nations and nobody bats an eye. Trump calls underdeveloped nations shitholes and everybody loses their minds.

Trump has met with reps from F.I.F.A, to officially announce the 2026 north american world cup . Trump said " soccer football is becoming very popular here in the states, perhaps we could give it a new name" How about calling it proper football , Trump you fat orange bastard !

Trump will soon have a suit to match his skin. And an arsehole to match his mouth.

When I heard what Donald Trump said about, "We need to stop Haitians and Africans immigrating in from their shithole countries, and instead be taking from countries like Norway," it had me so upset that I nearly cried as i went to sleep last night. That with our system, we will never have a Prime Minister like him here.

Singer Cher has led calls for Donald Trump to visit the victims of the fires in California: Wasn't the old hag bag one of the snowflake celebrities threatening to leave America if Trump became president?

Although Saudi Arabia executes thousands of gays, all Church leaders and MPs kissed the arse of its King when he came on a state visit to Britain. Meanwhile, Trump puts out a few tweets, and half the nation wet their panties and want him stopped from entering Britain. When did mild racism suddenly become a bigger fucking evil than sanctioned state murder?