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Jon Venables is a bigger blue than me

Th grand old Duke of nonce he really was a Ponce He paid 12 mill to an American girl That he never got to fk (ahem) When he was up he was up. When she went down she went down And when he was only half way up he shuck it in her brown. P Ayres.

Th grand old Duke of nonce he really was a Ponce He paid 12 mill to an American girl That he never got to fk (ahem) When he was up he was up. When she went down she went down And when he was only half way up he shuck it in her brown. P Ayres.

Welsh domestic child murder score: North Wales 1 - South Wales 1. South Wales win on age difference.

Hang in there Caroline

Exclusive: Coming soon. The Lorraine Kelly interview, with Jon Venables. Stay tuned.

These scousers love wallowing in self pity. They expected us to give a fuck some scouse baby was dying? The only tragedy is that it was born in the first place. Now it's finally fucking dead you can guarantee the parents will be calling their lawyers long before they call the undertakers. Liverpool vermin.

What's the difference between Jon Warboys and Tommy Robinson? Tommy Robinson only has one attempted victim. His wife.

DHL have done more for child obesity in two weeks than Jamie Oliver has done in 10 fucking years.

Posted yesterday; 'Famed paedophile and shithouse publicist of reality TV stars Max Clifford has been found dead in jail. Chris Rea, whose Christmas song has been playing in every fucking bastard shop I go into has been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. This begs the question... What the fuck am I going to use my last wish on?' Today, Keith Chegwin dies age 60. Merry Christmas, everyone.