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Memories from a day long gone. I was sat here last night thinking back to days gone by, in particular to the first time I used a hospital ‘bed pan’. I told the nurse I needed both a number 1 and a number 2. After a lengthy delay she pushed a ‘trolley’ up to my bed. I managed to wriggle and squirm until I sat on it. First came the number 1 and I very quickly realised my wedding tackle was now submerged in piss. Next came the number 2, a huge ocean going turd. It was so stiff that the nurse was unable to place the trolley cover over it. As it was pushed away, I noticed it wobble a bit and I could not help but think ‘it’s waving me good bye, so I smiled and waved back. Happy days. PS I assumed the nurse was going to get a Blue Peter flag with which to adorn it on it’s forthcoming travails.