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Does anyone know off any jobs going. I have just been sacked from The Louvre as a security guard.
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Just returned from a Caribbean cruise, those cruise liners are so massive now they’re like a small city. There were even blacks on the corners at night selling drugs and mugging people.
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The manager of Tesco's is asking customers to stop bringing knives into the stores. He said, "It’s our job to rob you guys."
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Investigations into the Liverpool car ramming run into a second day, as police attempt to recover the 4 wheels substituted by bricks at the scene.
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Had the subtitles on for the Albanian Eurovision song Zjerm. Some of the lyrics translated were… 🎶where are all the men, where have all the men disappeared? On a dingy to a far away land growing cannabis in a H.M.O funded by the British tax payer, enabled by the gullible, came down in the last shower left🎶 Roughly.
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"...the person that you shot, is he male or female?" - actual 911 call
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Sadiq Khan banned posters of women in bikinis from the Tube but has allowed adverts for assisted dying, all featuring White people. The worrying thing is they were paid for by the London Tourist Board.
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