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Another Rock has AiDs!

RFK Jr goes to the red light district and picks up a scabby hooker. 'How do you want it, hun?' she says. He replies, 'Unprotected.'

Popular fruit urgently recalled due to vomiting, fever and diarrhoea risk. Fuck's sake Elton, you should know by now to rubber up.

This guy at work, Gerry, was a real homophobe. You know the sort - always pointing the finger at others, ranting and raving about how all the queers should be shot and so on. I got tired of listening to it, so one day when I knew he wasn't home I got my mate Camp David to call his house: *phone rings* Woman: 'Hello?' David: 'Oh, hi, sweetheart, I must've dialled the wrong number! I was looking for a fella I know, Gerry!' 'You didn't dial the wrong number. He's out right now, I'm his wife.' 'His wife? Oh my god, really? Oh, honey, you'd better get yourself a blood test!'

My uncle was heterosexual, but one time back in the 1980s he got really drunk at a Queen concert, and the next morning he woke up in bed next to Freddie Mercury. 'Oh my God,' my uncle said, 'I think I'm going to be sick!' Freddie replied, 'You don't know the half of it.'

How does Homer Simpson express frustration in the clap clinic? "D'ohhsse!"

When the AIDS virus started going around in the 1980s there was a health information campaign aimed at gay men, but a lot of them took no notice. It was just in one queer and out the other.

I mentioned that Biden with his prostate cancer, with a problem like this for him in this nether region, he's probably not long for this world. "Not necessarily," chirped my homo son, "I've lived without a care in the world with my Anally Injected Death Sentence for years."